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Boy do I love Bad Company. They are the greatest band ever in the whole wide world. I mean, with songs like "Shooting Star" how can you go wrong? And you have to love a band who has a theme song: "Bad Company" by Bad Company. How can you go wrong? But I'll tell you this: if there is anything I love as much as I love Bad Company, it has to be mortgage. Shove the two together and you got bad credit mortgage company. How cool is that? Which brings me to the meaning of my life: to seek out the best information on finding a bad credit mortgage company in every area in the US.

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I just can't get enough of bad credit mortgage company. It devours my life. I have kids but I seriously haven't seen them in three years...and they live in my house! I spend all my time in the basement, which is damp and cold, researching bad credit mortgage company information on the internet. I spend so much time down here that my skin has lost all its hair and is now slick and scaly like a seal's. It's weird. And I can see in the dark now too, like a cat. I am a sea-cat. Crazy. My kids probably wouldn't recognize me if they saw me, but I feel that one day they will appreciate their dad's sacrifice to find out all he can about the wonder of bad credit mortgage company. They'll see I did it all for them. And maybe Bad Company will give them (or me) an autographed picture. Wouldn't that be something?

I remember the first time I saw Bad Company. What a night. I puked on the girl in front of me like four times and she didn't even notice. Maybe she just thought I spilled a beer on her--four times. Who knows. But that's pretty much right--I was drinking for about eight hours before the show, so the only thing I had in my gut was beer I bet. Anyway, now I bring the same passion to finding the best bad credit mortgage company. It's a fire that consumes me. I'm like the veteran detective haunted by a child who got killed on his watch or something. It drives me, and I cannot fight the urge to hunt down the bad guys--er, bad credit mortgage lenders.

They're not bad guys at all. They're good. They help people with damaged credit get homes. Just because you've paid your rent late a few times doesn't mean you should be a slave to apartments and rental homes. You can be a slave to your house payments, too, darn it. And I say give all the people bad credit mortgage. We shall overcome!

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I recommend every child in America should learn about Bad Company and bad credit mortgage company in elementary school. I say we change the Pledge of Allegiance to include the phrase "One nation, under Bad Company..." I am seriously considering running for president of the USA. I would be a great president, and my official song, that'll play at the convention after my speech, will be "Feel Like Makin' Love." It'll rock! And then I'll tell go around the country telling everyone about bad credit second mortgage. I'll change people's lives. That's the greatest part about America, in my opinion. Everybody should get a bad credit mortgage company. No child left behind.

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